Hack

Posted by Horror Grinder on December 28, 2007

Review by Noel

HOT TOPLESS GIRLS!!!

I couldn’t think of a decent setup to this review of Hack, so I thought I’d try and grab you with that one. If you’re still reading this, then my dastardly plan worked and it’ll be up to my reviewing skills to keep you reading…

…Unless there are PICTURES of said topless girls in the middle of the review…you know, just to keep you interested. But, you’ll never know…unless you read on.

As such, I’ll just keep on hacking away at the review…Get it? Hack? And the name of the movie is ironically called…Hack. I’m sorry, that was bad. I know I’m responsible for my hacktions and I’ll try to keep from hackcidentally bad writing…

HOT COMPLETELY NAKED GIRLS!!!
And for you female readers: HOT WELL HUNG COMPLETELY NAKED GUYS!!!
For you gay guys: HOT COMPLETELY NAKED WELL HUNG GUYS!!!
For you lesbian women: HOT COMPLETELY NAKED GIRLS THAT LISTEN TO YOUR FEELINGS AND DON’T WANT YOU STRICTLY FOR SEX BUT REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU FEEL AND HOPE FOR THE FUTURE!!!
To people who engage in bestiality (I don’t judge): PUPPIES!!!
To people who think Josh Hartnett is a good actor: PUPPIES!!!

There, you’re back on my side. (more…)

Stabbed first by Fatally Yours