Wilderness Survival for Girls

Posted by Horror Grinder on December 12, 2007

Review by Noel

Amidst the harried hubbub and hullabaloo of the holidays, we do what we can not to be caught up in the mordant maelstrom of much-commercialized merrymaking…lest, in a fit we end up shooting ourselves (last) and our family (first) in a fermented funky fugue of holiday depression…

Okay, I realize that last part didn’t have as much alliteration…Sorry.

But what I was trying to get at was that we need a little distraction from the craziness of the season, and horror fans hearken for that 90-120 minute relief that seeing a good horror movie gives them.

After that, then you can return to the real-life horror of seeing those relatives you don’t want to, like (your uncle that touched you on your bathing suit area) or (that grandma who thinks you’re her daughter Lila who died 15 years ago)…

Fortunately, fans of Fatally-Yours.com, forefend your mundane fear for one that you can stop and start with a flick of a flexible finger with…Wilderness Survival for Girls. (more…)

Stabbed first by Fatally Yours