A List of ‘Articles’ Bloody Disgusting MAY Publish this Year About the NOES Remake!

Posted by Horror Grinder on February 4, 2008

Here is a list of articles you may or may not see on Bloody-Disgusting.com this year about Michael Bay’s Nightmare on Elm Street remake:

THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE WILL BE CALLED: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!

EXCLUSIVE: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET WILL HAVE FREDDY KRUEGER IN IT!

EXCLUSIVE: INSERT ANY ACTOR’S NAME HERE WILL PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER!

THIS JUST IN SAME ACTOR’S NAME WILL NOT PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER!

WATCH THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF NOES REMAKE!

OMG! IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE WE HAVE POSTED ANYTHING ABOUT THE A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE!

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE IS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST JUST LIKE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING WAS! (This will be followed by a post from “MrDisgusting” whining like he did here for Texas Chainsaw. Friggen hilarious!)

BLODDY-DISGUSTING WAS QUOTED ON THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE COMMERCIALS!

Stabbed first by horroryearbook.com