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Hell Ride Review, Written by Meh

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

Hell Ride is getting mixed reviews from movie fans including some really smart fans who have submitted reviews on this very site. To them I say to each their own but I for one thought Hell Ride was a fun ride that kicked a whole lot of ass… is definitely NOT a horror movie and is a throw back to classic Biker flicks.
Writer/director Larry Bishop takes on a third role as Pistolero,…

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Vampire Circus Review, Written by deadhorse13

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

Hammer Films’ impact and influence on horror cinema still resonates to this day. By bringing a more visceral approach to their productions they titillated and thrilled audiences for over four decades. Starting with the first feature, the comedy The Public Life Of Henry The Ninth in 1935, through to their last foray into terror, To The Devil A Daughter in 1976, the company used modest budgets…

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Prom Night (2008) Review, Written by K4rnivor107

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

Prom Night’s premise is quite simple, turn the best night of a girl’s life into her worst. It is a rough remake of a film of the same name made in 1980, however the films share few characteristics other than the title. The film is rated PG-13, but it could easily be confused with a PG movie. There is minimal blood and absolutely no gore. I usually get more blood from a nose…

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Unearthed Review, Written by TheDemon

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

As the Crypt Keeper would say, “[I]’m back to my old self guys and ghouls.” I watched this one last evening and I had to keep waking myself up. That should tell you something…
“Unearthed” (one of MonsterFest’s 2007 8 Films to Die For) is a story about–gosh; I wish I knew. It seems maybe an archeologist accidentally unearths (hence the…

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Dead Heist Review, Written by moviemaven

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

Well it looks like I get to crank up the old Crap-O-Meter again. But this time I’m gonna have to do some upgrades before it can take everything this one unloaded.I believe an alternate title for this film was: Skip This Movie if You Care About Your Time. But then what could I possibly expect from a zombie movie involving some lame gangsters who think it’s a good idea to rob a bank at…

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The Prowler Review, Written by Vamp_Slayer

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

If you think youâ??re in for another cheesy 80â??s slasher, â??youâ??re DEAD wrong.â? So I may have borrowed that last line from the tagline, but it is none other than the truth. â??The Prowlerâ? was made in 1981 right before the rush of all the other (for the most part considerably lame) 80â??s slasher films. Not only does this film succeed in setting up…

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Funny Games (2008) Review, Written by K4rnivor107

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

Funny Games is a shot for shot remake of the 1997 version of the same name. During the opening scene, an error is apparent immediately. If a character is not in the cameraâ??s view, their speaking parts are recorded later and then dubbed over the scene. Not only is this a bad idea to begin with, but it is poorly executed as well. The opening scene also contains a random song, that I found just…

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Mother of Tears (Unrated) Review, Written by TheDemon

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

I’m on a role kiddies! “Mother of Tears” was, without a doubt, one of the worst movies I’ve ever sat through. Very little substance and absolutely NO style, this mess never seemed like an actual movie. Instead, I felt as though I was watching several boiler-plate scenes shoestringed together by as flimsy an excuse for a movie as you’ll ever get. There was…

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Rest Stop: Don’t Look Back Review, Written by Suspiria_89

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

Life is short, and I don’t know why I waste precious hours of mine watching these crappy movies that I know are going to suck before I watch them. I hated the first Rest Stop and I don’t know why I wanted to see this one. I thought to myself before I watched this movie that it couldn’t be worst than the first, but I was wrong. Some how it is.
The plot is pretty simple:…

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Knock Knock Review, Written by thedeadshallrule

Horror Grinder — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:56:10 +0000

I liked this movie, I just didn’t love it. It didn’t push me over the top. Maybe it was the distorted feeling with all the flashing in the scenes. Maybe it was like watching the Sopranos do a Horror movie.
Maybe it was a feeling of did I miss something? No. I didn’t, the storyline wanted me to feel this way. I had no feel for the slasher, although he did have a rather cool look,…

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